Presented for your hilariation:
I very much hope for a [Barack] Obama reelection. In his second term, he will have the courage to really represent his progressive base and stand up to the corporately controlled Congress people — people who are trying to obstruct the democratic process, who openly say their mission is to defeat Obama.
I realize tweaking Ani DiFranco for Obamalove doesn't even merit the phrase "low-hanging fruit"—more like the peaches are throwing themselves into the basket. But I've got presents to wrap, and I think all our lives are richer for the phrase "corporately controlled Congress people."