I've always harbored a secret desire to call up Michael Weiner's (aka Savage's) talk show and offer up a sufficiently retrograde question to get past the screeners—like, say, "What can we do to stop these gays from recruiting our children?" Then once I was talking to the man himself I'd start off with my question, but quickly interrupt it with, "Oh hey, I've always wondered: is your last name pronounced WIENER, or WHINER?"
(You thought this was going to be about Anthony Weiner? What could possibly be newsworthy about him? I mean, sure, the guy's engaged in some despicably shameful behavior, but it's not much worse than what every other Democrat in Congress does.)
ADDING: There are many things I expect from Amy Goodman, but I can honestly say that a dick joke wasn't one of them. In fairness, it's tough to talk about this ludicrous foofaraw without making one (even unintentionally)—but still, she had to work pretty damn hard (see?) to make "Longfellow" even remotely relevant.