President Obama 'orders Pakistan drone attacks'
January 23, 2009 - Missiles fired from suspected US drones killed at least 15 people inside
Pakistan today, the first such strikes since Barack Obama became president
and a clear sign that the controversial military policy begun by George W
Bush has not changed.
Security officials said the strikes, which saw up to five missiles slam into
houses in separate villages, killed seven "foreigners" - a term that usually
means al-Qaeda - but locals also said that three children lost their lives.
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US air-raid kills over 100 civilians in Farah
May 5, 2009 - Residents of the Bala Boluk district in western Farah province on
Tuesday claimed more than one hundred 'innocent people' have been
killed in the Monday's air offensive by the US forces. [...]
Following the militant attack, locals say, the American
forces bombarded Grani village, inflecting huge casualties to
non-combatants.
Dr Atiqullah, a resident of the
village, told Pajhwok Afghan News the bombardment destroyed the whole
village and some of the mutilated bodies were beyond recognition.
He said they had so far retrieved 123 dead bodies from beneath the debris of the destroyed homes by using tractors.
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Obama warns Iran: 'come clean' on nukes
September 25, 2009 - Backed by other world powers, U.S. President Barack Obama declared
Friday that Iran is speeding down a path to confrontation and demanded
that Tehran quickly "come clean" on all nuclear efforts and open a
newly revealed secret site for close international inspection. He said
he would not rule out military action if the Iranians refuse. [...]
"Iran is on notice that when we meet with them on Oct 1 they are
going to have to come clean and they are going to have to make a
choice" between international isolation and giving up any aspirations
to becoming a nuclear power, he said. If they refuse to give ground,
they will stay on "a path that is going to lead to confrontation."
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Nobel prize win 'humbles' Obama
October 9, 2009 - US President Barack Obama has said he was
"surprised and deeply humbled" to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize,
less than 10 months into his presidency. [...]
"Only
very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the
world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," the
Norwegian committee said in a statement. "His diplomacy is
founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so
on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of
the world's population."
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Obama's acceptance speech:
I will accept this award as a call to action, a call
for all nations to confront the common challenges of the 21st century.
Now, these challenges can't be met by any one leader or any one
nation. And that's why my administration's worked to establish a new
era of engagement in which all nations must take responsibility for the
world we seek. We cannot tolerate a world in which nuclear weapons spread to
more nations and in which the terror of a nuclear holocaust endangers
more people.
No, really: Barack Obama just used his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech to reiterate his threats against Iran.
UPDATE: Best headline so far: "Some Analysts Warn Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Complicates War Efforts".
QUIETUS RIOT: The Nobel committee issued a clarification explaining that Obama was actually awarded the "Rest In Peace Prize", in recognition of becoming the most prolific active killer on the planet and thereby ushering so many human beings beyond this vale of tears. "By helping thousands of men, women, and children achieve ultimate peace, and showing every sign that he intends to do the same for thousands more, Barack Obama has truly earned this prestigious award."
SECOND-BEST HEADLINE: "Nobel List: Carter, Gore, Obama . . . No Clinton" (here). Aww, poor Bill. This genuinely is a bit of a mystery, though; I'd love to believe that the killing of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis through sanctions disqualified him, but high body counts clearly don't deter these Norwegian nincompoops.