By guest columnist: Rodan
hi rodan here to write you about monster election. sorry for typos but typings hard with stubby hands on wings. and theyre like 70 feet apart too so i cant reach shift key so i cant make exclamtion point and stuff oh well. any way here goes.
everyone tells you should vote mothra but theyre stupid. i mean come on mothra is just a moth. wow scary. quick everyone turn off lamp or moth might attak us. ok sure hes moth size of footbal field with windy wings and shoots yelow stuff from his mouth but hes still a moth for pete sake. what are you goin to get scared of next, giant roly poly or mean potted fern. ok maybe really huge roly poly could be scary but come on MOTH. hey capslock thats help.
insted you should vote guiron. whats guiron well who knows but wow check out that big knife head. THATs scary. they should call him ginsu ha ha. i never did fite him myslf but man he looks tough. guiron says hell figure out how to put kibosh on japs its about time. now everyone thinks watch out guiron cause hell pick bad monsteres on high monster counsel but thats silly, you can wash hog with it if you want. go on wash that hog. guiron has lots of brain in knife head and hell totally wipe out tokyo finally and dont worry about monster counsel you worry too much.
ok any way thats it what do you want scary knife head or stupid pansy moth. you dont have to be rodan to figur that one. thats all thanks.
Well I think you've been a big help in making up my mind who to vote for in this election. Thank you!
But will Rodan ever debate Cthulhu? I see those bumper stickers everywhere -- "Cthulhu for President: Why vote for the lesser of two evils?"
Posted by: Thomas Daulton | Friday, July 18, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Only the GREATEST evil can save us now...
MEGATRON FOR AMERICA
2008
Posted by: Dan Coyle | Friday, July 18, 2008 at 09:49 PM
I for one intend to vote for the lesser of two monsters, just as soon as I can figure out who the two serious candidates are in this election.
Posted by: Donald Johnson | Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 04:49 AM
Lord Megatron has never been unserious.
Posted by: Dan Coyle | Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 08:51 AM